Book Review : Earth (the book) – John Stewart

I am not a TV person, but if John stewart is on, I gladly join for a good laugh (Watching over internet is still a luxury here). So when his book : Earth (the book) was announced – I was excited to get it… and by get it, I mean download it from the internet and read it on kindle.

I shared my enthusiasm with another bookworm (yes, when we get together we talk in shushed voices about what kinda stuff we are currently reading or planning to). This other bookworm also got excited about reading the book too since she is a John stewart person as well.

My procrastination and her zeal ensured that she got the book ordered and shipped from amazon across the seas before i managed to click “download”.

Few days later, the book was resting in my hands – I flipped thru it, it was shiny and colorful with images and all… the book is meant to be a guide for the aliens once they find earth. It explains everything and I seriously mean everything about our planet,humans, animals, plants, civilization, art, adverts…seriously, everything…

The start of the book was very slow – and i mean very slow – it looked like a bad version of Adam Douglas – Hitchhicker guide to the galaxy and it kinda reminded me of science classes in high school, except that I already knew this stuff.

First reading session and I started yawning – closed the book and went back to reading Gebran. A few months later (yes, months) and I still didn’t get the urge to complete reading the book… few more weeks and my bookworm friend wanted to give the book to another bookworm, so I had to find the book, once I held it there, I felt the need to “read a few more pages” – as i read, the thing became more and more interesting as it touched stuff about sex, civilization, religion, marketing, music and almost every aspect of life etc… what struck me is that there are some nice info-graphics in there! I specially loved the infographic in the marketing chapter.

So my final word is that the book is not jaw dropping yet has some priceless remarks and smart jokes that make it worth reading, It is definitely a book that took a lot of time to put together and has lot of attention to details (specially the images). I recommend reading it because it bluntly visualizes the history of mankind in all it aspects and I guarantee that after you close it you will get in a thoughtful mood and just by thinking about it all together you can get a fresh and new perspective on things or at least you can get a few new good jokes to tell to friends ;p

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Book Review/Quotes – The unbearable lightness of being – Milan Kundera

I ran into this book by total coincidence – around 5/6 months ago i followed @pazuzu_hsp , in her bio she had “Einmal ist keinmal” – intrigued I googled and figured that this is a book by Milan Kundera – then I read the wiki article and decided to add it to the “to read” list.

Time went by and I missed that feeling of lightness in my life – so I just picked up the book (actually double clicked on my kindle) and started reading.

I loved the book – so many true points and so many things to think about and since I read it on Kindle, i quoted from time to time some of the paragraphs.

Those are some of the quotes, I probably missed the best ones – cuz well i was taken by the book most of the time.

Enjoy the tease and hope you read the book as well.

 

Einmal ist keinmal. What happens but once might as well not have happened at all

“Es muss sein!”

 

A long time ago, man would listen in amazement to the sound of regular beats in his chest, never suspecting what they were. He was unable to identify himself with so alien and unfa¬miliar an object as the body. The body was a cage, and inside that cage was something which looked, listened, feared, thought, and marveled; that something, that remainder left over after the body had been accounted for, was the soul. Today, of course, the body is no longer unfamiliar: we know that the beating in our chest is the heart and that the nose is the nozzle of a hose sticking out of the body to take oxygen to the lungs. The face is nothing but an instrument panel regis¬tering all the body mechanisms: digestion, sight, hearing, respi¬ration, thought. Ever since man has learned to give each part of the body a name, the body has given him less trouble. He has also learned that the soul is nothing more than the gray matter of the brain in action. The old duality of body and soul has become shrouded in scientific terminology, and we can laugh at it as merely an obsolete prejudice. But just make someone who has fallen in love listen to his stomach rumble, and the unity of body and soul, that lyrical illusion of the age of science, instantly fades away

 

chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything that occurs out of necessity, everything expected, repeated day in and day out, is mute. Only chance can speak to us. We read its message much as gypsies read the images made by coffee

 

sensuality is the total mobilization of the senses – an individual observes his partner intently, straining to catch every sound (then he goes on to say that the screaming during sex is an assault on that )

 

what seemed to have escaped Freud in his theory of dreams. Dreaming is not merely an act of communication (or coded communication, if you like); it is also an aesthetic activ¬ity, a game of the imagination, a game that is a value in itself. Our dreams prove that to imagine—to dream about things that have not happened—is among mankind’s deepest needs.

 

What is vertigo? Fear of falling? Then why do we feel it even when the observation tower comes 60 equipped with a sturdy handrail? No, vertigo is something other than the fear of falling. It is the voice of the emptiness below us which tempts and lures us, it is the desire to fall, against which, terrified, we defend ourselves

 

Being in a foreign country means walking a tightrope high above the ground without the net afforded a person by the country where he has his family, colleagues, and friends, and where he can easily say what he has to say in a language he has known from childhood

 

But when the strong were too weak to hurt the weak, the weak had to be strong enough to leave

 

While people are fairly young and the musical composition of their lives is still in its opening bars, they can go about writing it together and exchange motifs (the way Tomas and Sabina exchanged the motif of the bowler hat), but if they meet when they are older, like Franz and Sabina, their musical com-positions are more or less complete, and every motif, every object, every word means something different to each of them

 

“It’s a vicious circle,” Sabina said. “People are going deaf because music is played louder and louder. But because they’re going deaf, it has to be played louder still.

 

Sebastian Bach, when music was like a rose blooming on a boundless snowcovered plain of silence

 

the transformation of music into noise was a planetary process by which mankind was entering the historical phase of total ugliness

 

that darkness was the infinite we each carry within us. (Yes, if you’re looking for infinity, just close your eyes!)

 

the larger a man grows in his own inner darkness, the more his outer form diminishes. A man with closed eyes is a wreck of a man

 

In the safety of emigration, they all naturally came out in favor of fighting. Sabina said: “Then why don’t you go back and fight?

 

People in Italy or France have it easy. When their parents force them to go to church, they get back at them by joining the Party

 

behind Communism, Fascism, behind all occupations and invasions lurks a more basic, pervasive evil and that the image of that evil was a parade of people marching by with raised fists and shout¬ing identical syllables in unison

 

Culture is perishing in overproduction, in an avalanche of words, in the madness of quantity.

 

the dead are as innocent as children. No matter how brutal life becomes, peace always reigns in the cemetery

 

The old church in Amsterdam there are houses running along one side of the street, and behind the large ground-floor shop-front windows all the whores have little rooms and plushly pillowed armchairs in which they sit up close to the glass wearing bras and panties. They look like big bored cats. On the other side of the street is a gigantic Gothic cathedral dating from the fourteenth century. Between the whores’ world and God’s world, like a river dividing two empires, stretches an intense smell of urine

 

there was something that bound the bankers to beggars: a hatred of beauty.

 

The only people in the pews were old men and old women, because they did not fear the regime. They feared only death

 

There are things that can be accomplished only by violence. Physical love is unthinkable without violence

 

A man who loses his privacy loses everything. And a man who gives it up of his own free will is a monster

 

Once her love had been publicized, it would gain weight, become a burden.

 

The eyes, as the saying goes, are windows to the soul. Franz’s body, which thrashed about on top of hers with closed eyes, was therefore a body without a soul. It was like a newborn animal, still blind and whimpering for the drug

 

A concentration camp is a world in which people live crammed together con¬stantly, night and day. Brutality and violence are merely sec¬ondary (and not in the least indispensable) characteristics. A concentration camp is the complete obliteration of privacy

 

the only truly serious ques¬tions are ones that even a child can formulate. Only the most naive of questions are truly serious
They are the questions with no answers. A question with no answer is a barrier that cannot be breached. In other words, it is questions with no answers that set the limits of human possibilities, describe the boundaries of human existence.) Tereza

 

we are happily ignorant of the invisible

 

Communist regimes of Central Europe are exclusively the work of criminals is overlooking a basic truth: the criminal regimes were made not by criminals but by enthusiasts convinced they had discovered the only road to paradise. They defended that road so valiantly that they were forced to execute many people. Later it became clear that there was no paradise, that the enthusiasts were therefore murderers

 

oh how defenseless we are in the face of flattery

 

People derived too much pleasure from seeing their fellow man morally humiliated to spoil that pleasure by hearing out an explanation

 

God, it may be assumed, took murder into account; He did not take surgery into account. He never sus¬pected that someone would dare to stick his hand into the mechanism He had invented, wrapped carefully in skin, and sealed away from human eyes

 

Only in sexuality does the millionth part dissimilarity be¬come precious, because, not accessible in public, it must be conquered

 

metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor

 

“Which doesn’t mean we don’t go after them,” the editor continued, “or that we’re too nice to spare them the embarrass¬ment.” He laughed. “You should hear the excuses they give. They’re fantastic!

 

Hu¬man life occurs only once, and the reason we cannot determine which of our decisions are good and which bad is that in a given situation we can make only one decision; we are not granted a second, third, or fourth life in which to compare various deci¬sions.

 

Shit is a more onerous theological problem than is evil

 

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to ob¬ject

 

In the realm of kitsch, the dictatorship of the heart reigns supreme

 

The brotherhood of man on earth will be possible only on a base of kitsch And no one knows this better than politicians

 

She would unhesitatingly prefer life in a real Communist regime with all its persecution and meat queues. Life in the real Communist world was still livable. In the world of the Communist ideal made real, in that world of grinning idiots, she would have nothing to say, she would die of horror within a week

 

What makes a leftist a leftist is not this or that theory but his ability to integrate any theory into the kitsch called the Grand March

 

Several days later he was in a large jet taking off from Paris with twenty doctors and about fifty intellectuals (professors, writers, diplomats, singers, actors, and mayors) as well as four hundred reporters and photographers

 

people without fear still exist

 

That, too, was playacting. But he had no other possibility. His choice was not between playacting and action. His choice was between play¬acting and no action at all. There are situations in which people are condemned to playact. Their struggle with mute power (the mute power across the river, a police transmogrified into mute microphones in the wall) is the struggle of a theater com¬pany that has attacked an army

 

Before we are forgotten, we will be turned into kitsch

 

fat fiftyyear-olds pretending they were fourteen. There was nothing more touching than cows at play

 

Perhaps all the questions we ask of love, to measure, test, probe, and save it, have the additional effect of cutting it short. Perhaps the reason we are unable to love is that we yearn to be loved, that is, we demand something (love) from our partner instead of deliver¬ing ourselves up to him demand-free and asking for nothing but his company

 

therein lies the whole of man’s plight. Human time does not turn in a circle; it runs ahead in a straight line. That is why man cannot be happy: happiness is the longing for repetition
human decisions are terribly simple

 

Sometimes you make up your mind about something without knowing why, and your decision persists by the power of inertia.

 

Hope you enjoyed the quotes – share your favorites/feedback if you read the book too.

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The Madman by Gebran Khalil Gebran

I was wandering around trying to pick up a book for my dad – which is a really really really really hard task considering the kind of books he likes and the huge number that he already read and he is really picky -  he is usually after a certain edition from a certain publisher ( now you know where i got my bookworm genes from )

So after giving up on finding him a new book that he might like – i decided to get some classics for him to re-read.

As i was browsing – i ran into Gebran full works collection – i knew my dad read him a thousand times – but i started making up excuses like we don’t have the whole collection in one place, no one is ever bored of reading gebran, right ? it is my duty as a lebanese to have gebran work ! and it is less likely i can find a kindle edition of the arabic work… so eventually i got <strike> me </strike> him the collection.

The books landed home – i had a nice book discussion with dad over gebran , he told me he read them many times and he read the explanation of their explanation. He told me it is ok, that he will re-read and that i should keep the books (i had growing suspicion that he was onto my little trick)

and so i started reading The madman and oh boy ! how i regret and how ashamed I am that i didn’t do that earlier.
Reading him thru high school was a homework – it was nice and all – but still – it was a homework that i was eager to finish and go play
But Reading him now is -   least to say – a pure pleasure that i enjoy.

I can’t write a review – i am too speechless for that – instead I will move forward and read his next work and will leave you with a pdf version of the book.
I am not sure about copyright laws, but technically I didn’t steal the book ;p I searched online, found an online html version and  just converted it to pdf format and shared it here.

As for the “i don’t read ebooks” and the “i insist on cutting trees to educate myself” people – you can grab your copy from Antoine online for 5$ !!!!

I will be flooding you with more book reviews for Gebran – you will have to put up with me – hopefully the next one – i will get over myself and write about the book itself.

Enjoy the good read and share your favorite parts.

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Book review : The hunger games 1

It was late night and I suddenly got into my reading mood – so i turned to twitter to get some book suggestions.

Thanks to @lammiia and @alaa – i got a pretty good refill of ebooks :) – I started reading the first one @lammiia sent me which is Hunger games written by Suzanne Collins.

The book is mainly a captivating science fiction/thriller that discusses stuff like govt. control, survival, basic instincts, love, deception, manipulation, poverty, revolution…

It is not a super deep book that will make you think a lot, but it certainly has some deepness in it while maintaining a very addictive aspect. It made me remember a quote from the movie gladiator that says something about wars not only being waged between the cold columns of the parliament but also on the hot stones of the Colosseum

I don’t want to ruin the story, but mainly a govt. ruling separated states,starves and divides citizens, then each year they make the people “celebrate” the “hunger games”.

In hunger games they take a boy and a girl from each state and put them in a death fight against each other in the wild.

So the states end up hating each other and in each state the families are divided.

The state that wins gets to live in prosperity for a year and the victor becomes rich and of course it is all a show for the capitol people.

The book is definitely a good read, you will not be able to put it down before finishing it for sure.
It is also a trilogy – I read the first, but not in the mood yet to read the other books- instead I am moving to something else – so suggest a book for me !

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Tales from the afterlives

For some weird reasons, friends tend to buy me books when they want to get me something nice even tho my amazon wish-list clearly states that i want a Cessna 182 small personal driven plane . I always get ignored, but what can one do with such sucky friends, i learned to move on and read those books *sigh* and in order to brag and look educated and such i decided to add a small section to this blog called my readings where i share stuff that i read and write up a small review. those reviews will mostly help me self-reflect on the book and hopefully motivate someone else to read as well . I am starting the series by :

Sum, forty tales from the afterlives
by David Eagleman

I got this book from an existentialist friend @joellehatem – first i was a bit reluctant on reading it – I am feeling bit touchy about stuff on “afterlife” specially now and i was worried it ends up like those philosophy/religion books all blabering and complex bullshit theories :) but after reading the first 2-3 pages I was totally hooked and knew that this book is gonna quickly become one of my top favorite books :)

This book has forty tales each 2 or 3 pages long. each tale tells you what happens when you die. The stories are amazingly smart and genius, in my opinion each 2 or 3 pages speak about life – not the afterlife- more than loads of volumes written by others and the beauty of it is that you are left to meditate on the meaning of those funky/unusual tales who offer a new perspective on a topic not-often reflected upon (at least by me)

I really really really highly recommend this book, like honestly read it ! and to have a little fun, I asked @joellehatem if she is interested to write up her own tale of afterlife – sadly she doesn’t seem to have the time, so i decided to write up a tale for her .

Afterlife tale number 41 :
There is no “one” afterlife that fits everyone. each person is unique and each of us gets their own version of afterlife.afterall we all have our personal demons and our “over the clouds” moments.

So i can’t really tell you what happens in the afterlife in general , but rather zoom in and tell you the afterlife of a specific person.
Just as a totally random example,totally random, here what would be the afterlife of an OCD existensitatist , for the sake of an easier story telling, let us suppose their name was @joellehatem :

Heaven :
Existentialists are one of the few people who welcome afterlife with un-matched curiosity and eagerness because it offers answers to long dwelled-upon questions. questions like why are we here ? are we here ? where is here ? why aren’t we somewhere else? what is somewhere else ? blablabla….

so in their heaven, existentialists get all their answers, clear definitive answers.
When the first existentialists went to heaven, god was happy to interview them in person, he thought their questions were cute and their eagerness to listen to him was heart warming. Having someone who actually cared and questioned what he did seemed nice for a change and god welcomed his smart subjects and enjoyed the conversation.
However, as the existentialism trends grew on earth, more and more of those started going to heaven, the questions became harder and so many, god either got tired of repeating stuff over and over again or found some questions embarrasingly hard.
so god eventually spared himself the trouble and assigned each existentialist a guardian angel whose mission was to answer those never ending questions and musings. he chose the smartest and wisest of all angels but those damn existentialist were never satisfied and they started to form existentialist clubs where they got together , discussed stuff , read books and formed committees to debate different answers.

so when our joellehatem dies, if she goes to heaven, she will be first received by an old wise angel who will hand her a free subscription to the existentialist library where she gets to search and read all the answers on her mind in the great book, reviewed by god himself called :the answers to life , the universe and everything else.
It is not really one book that you can put in your handbag, it is more like a collection of chapters spread across aisles and aisles in the library.
the wise old angel will be there for her to answer any question she wants – if he can -

Hell:
Now let us suppose joellehatem went to hell – here is what her hell would seem like.
First, at the front door, there is a weird sign that says
Joelle at first frowns, shrugs and ignores the sign . as the devil in person opens the door for her, she notices a weird change, she is suddenly gone mute. it will take her a minute to realize what is happening, she has not gone mute exactly, but actually she can’t say “thank you” for someone who opened the door for her (regardless, if it was the door of hell or not ). so first thing in hell : no thank you

Joelle then enters somehow a messy room, with tons of books in it and the devil leaves her alone with a wide smirk upon his face. she thinks for herself, this is not bad for a hell, i just can’t say thank you, that is all ! and it is not long before she gets bored, and wants to start reading.
as she wanders in the room, first she notices that all the books are in their wrong sections, she tries to rearrange them, but to no avail, the books magically return to a more chaotic distribution each time she tries. she then notices that the covers of the books are different from the books themselves and it is an impossible task to tear off the covers and re-arrange them all . the OCD in her roars in anger and almost swears at the devil, almost swears because she catches herself, the devil gave her books eventually, she is almost feeling thankful for him, only if he didn’t pull that OCD trick on her. *sigh* so she sets her mind to start reading to ease down the anger.
As she starts her first book, she suddenly understands the reason behind the wide smirk of Mr Devil. each and every book contains existentialist thoughts and questions that have not occurred to joelle yet, many answers for each question are discussed, yet each answer is proven wrong and each book promises that another book can really answer those questions
joelle will not be really able to stop reading, the more she reads , the more her angst will grow, the more she will know what she does not know.
in this room, she is alone, tortured by her own mind, what kind of a more cruel hell you want for an existentialist ?

and the lesson from this afterlife tale is ? : never buy me books :P

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